L Lawliet - Death Note
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

But you deserve the universe and I’m just a star

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

weedjoke420:

"SQUAAAAAADDDDDDD" i yell 2 myself

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

(Source: medicinalcocaine)

thelandofgodsandmonsterrs:

☾☼

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

quotes-and-gifs:

black & white quotes/gifs here

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(Source: luxvriously)